Just call me Concept Colin...or Tom, whichever's easiest

I should really use this blog more. I'd be saving so many trees.

At the moment, I'm farting out half-ideas...semi-contexts...mono-plans...for all kinds of ways to write my way into the hearts of the nation. I've had rather great ideas for a kids feature film, a radio pilot, a TV pilot and a six-part Podcast comedy series. I feel more motivated to write than ever, and I in part want to thank these guys: http://board.sitcom.co.uk If you EVER wanted to write comedy, start here. Great forum of folks who will offer you impartial and friendly advice! Top banana!!

I don't know if I mentioned a while back, but I wrote a 30-minute pilot for a sitcom called Retails Of The Unexpected...well, it wasn't as funny as I hoped after several other people's readings so I've not gone back to the drawing board on it and I've got high hopes, a bit like that beaver who couldn't plug the hole in the dam (It's an American song, go find NOW NOW NOW!) I'll keep you all posted and toasted on that one.

Any other business...ermm...still on The Wyre's Weekend Breakfast - Saturday and Sunday 7am-12pm on 107.2fm (or www.thewyre.com) aaaaand I will be hosting The Wyre's flagship breakfast show for the last week in December, that I am very excited about. I'll remind you all a bit closer to the crime.

Right, I'm off to chase a few more wasps from my room - seems like we have a nest in the loft that's causing some grief. WASPPP A MESS, eh? HAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS A PUN

Kill me.

Kthxbye


SONG OF THE DAY: Snow Patrol "If There's A Rocket Tie Me To It"
BOOK OF THE DAY: Death Of WCW by RD Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez

This one's about gunz...avec a Z

Boy, 15 Minutes Of Shame went down a treat!! Thanks to everybody who got in touch with me and offered me all sorts of lovely musics for the show. Might pick it back up again soon, but for now...

http://m-uk.podshow.com/media/19299/episodes/131987/sheeraudacity-131987-11-08-2008.mp3

15 Minutes Of Shame - SEASON TWO!! (clicketh hereth)

Hey, it's 11/10/08 in some countries!! :D
CLICK THE TITLE !!

Please enjoy this 40-minute spank-tacular, and thank you very much for staying subscribed!

Getting my feet wet in The Severn!

For two years, The Severn has broadcast across Shrewsbury and Oswestry respectively, serving the Shropshire community with great music and great presenters.

And I think my name was put on a memo as a joke...because they want me to host the Drive Time for a few days.  Mercy!

Join me on The Severn, stepping in for Martin Childs on The Big Drive Home, Monday to Wednesday from two o clock.  We're giving away pizza courtesy of Pizza Hut, we're keeping Shropshire moving with Carlie out in the travel car (the poor, poor girl...working with muggins for three days!) and - most importantly of all - playing today's music and classic hits!

Join me on 106.5 in the Shropshire area, or log onto www.thesevern.co.uk and listen live on the interwebs!  It's going to be quite average!!

Did You Hear Me?

Did you hear me on Kerrang tonight??

No?

Didn't hear newsreader extrodinaire Bent Double on the airwaves?

No?

Oh well...I was definately there! You just weren't paying attention!

Oh God, what are they doing NOW!!??

The Sh*ts Are Coming!

COS AND TOM DO A LIVE!!  THE PILOT ONE

Join professional radio d'jay Tom Campbell and the mind behind the once-read webcomic Dead Ends, Cos Ryan, for a unique audio/visual experiment.

Cos and Tom Do A Live!! will be LIVE Tuesday September 16th from 7pm (ish) and not only will you be able to HEAR Cos and Tom writing the world's wrongs whilst getting quite drunk...but you'll be able to SEE them too thanks to our good friends at CamStreams.

So how can I witness this event, I hear you say with your mouth?? It's simple, really.. just go heerre before seven o clock and get comfy.  You might need a beer too, it's considered a viewing aide.

If you miss it, don't do too much crying.  Our plan is to allow the episode to be available in audio form for you to put in your iPods or Discmans...or...grandmothers...for future listening goodness.

You are more than welcome to come and do smiles as Cos and Tom Do A Live!!

Oooh, it's a bit shiny now!

So I got a bit bored of a website that looked like teletext, so I thought I'd make it a bit more grown up.

Long time since I last posted, so just wanted to update you with my latest radio frolics. I'm currently on the Wyre's Weekend Breakfast show, which can be heard every Saturday and Sunday from 7am onwards. Tune in to hear some good music and rather random and fun chat about what's going on in the local area and beyond!